From Brad Pitt's love of al fresco fumbles to Will Smith's antics in his superhero suit, the stars can't help drawing back the blinds on their saucy secrets. But do any of these naughty nuggets of advice actually work?
BELLA BATTLE gave Jade Shephard, 22, and Paddy O'Brien, 27, a fortnight to try 13 of the good, the bad and the ridiculous ideas from the biggest names in showbiz.
The couple, from Harlow, Essex, have been dating for seven years.
Beauty therapist Jade says she and boyfriend Paddy, a personal trainer, were keen to take on the challenge.
Jade said: "We have a great sex life but were keen to try something new. So we jumped at the chance to test out cheeky tips".
Here's how they got on...
WEAR A SUPERHERO COSTUME
Dress-up ... Will Smith
WILL SMITH said after making superhero comedy film Hancock: "I took the suit home and my wife and I use it sometimes. Just around the house. It's great."
PADDY: We went to a party dressed as Wolverine and Storm from X-Men... then afterwards we took the party home.
JADE: Hugh Jackman, who plays Wolverine, is my ultimate fantasy so I loved this. Plus, you feel like somebody completely different when you dress up so you can act stronger or more demanding in bed than you might normally feel brave enough to.
VERDICT: Blockbuster
SEX DATE ONCE A WEEK
Once a week ... Courteney
COURTENEY COX and David Arquette make sex dates. Scream actor David says: "When you get married you don't have sex as much as some people. You've got to start scheduling it. We schedule it once a week."
JADE: We had put a date in the diary to have sex one night so not having sex until then was frustrating. But making us both wait a few days did wonders for our libido.
PADDY: Part of me was glad of the rest after the last week's activities but being told I couldn't have sex with Jade has made me want to all the more.
VERDICT: Blockbuster
FEED EACH OTHER SPAGHETTI
Pasta master ... Halle
ACTRESS Halle Berry prefers the kitchen to the bedroom. She says: "Spaghetti is sexy, especially when it's served off the tips of a man's fingers. I like that."
JADE: Being fed spaghetti was anything but sexy and we got the giggles as I messily slurped it up.
Lady And The Tramp this ain't.
PADDY: Spaghetti was a no-no for both of us.
It turned out to be more messy than sexy.
VERDICT: Box office flop
GO AL FRESCO
Outdoors ... Brad Pitt
HOLLYWOOD star Brad Pitt admitted the secret stone grotto behind the waterfall in his pool is "a great place for sex".
JADE: We had been out for the night and were waiting for a lift home from a mate.
We jumped in a bush but it was quite close to the road so you could hear traffic and people walking by. The thought of getting caught by someone proved quite sexy but unfortunately
I did get some twigs in rather uncomfortable places!
PADDY: My mate kept ringing to say how far away he was and check where we were waiting.
It was a bit hurried but definitely worth trying again.
VERDICT: Box office flop
HAVE SEX IN A CAR
Petrol head ... Scarlett
SCARLETT JOHANSSON says: "I think having sex in a car is sexy.
If I were in a really raunchy frame of mind and thinking of doing something crazy and kinky and sexy, the back seat would be it."
PADDY: This proved a little bit tricky for us. We did it in the back of my Toyota so there wasn't a great deal of room.
JADE: Autoerotic? Pah! This wasn't comfortable at all.
I started on top but then we swapped because Paddy's back got sore - which then left me uncomfortable.
This is best not tried unless you have a big car such as a people carrier.
VERDICT: Box office flop
GO NUDE UNDER A COAT
Tease ... go nude under a coat
TV PRESENTER Holly Willoughby says: "For a hot date, I'd wear a coat with nothing on underneath."
JADE: I walked to the pub with Paddy wearing nothing but a coat and heels.
God, it was cold. I think people could tell I was naked because all the women gave me death glares!
PADDY: Knowing Jade was naked beneath the coat was really sexy. I couldn't wait to unwrap her.
In fact, we didn't even finish our lunch - it was a brisk walk home and once we got back we didn't make it to the bedroom. Definitely a winner.
VERDICT: Blockbuster
WEAR MASKS
Disguise ... Jordan
KATIE PRICE had a romantic take on her love life with ex Peter Andre: "We use masks. Anything goes, as long as you've got a straw.
Ha! We have a good imagination. If you just have roll on/roll off then it would get boring."
JADE: I put on a blindfold, turned out the bedroom light and then stubbed my toe on the way to the bed. Ouch.
PADDY: This was really good because you had to rely on all your other senses - like touch and taste - rather than sight.
VERDICT: Blockbuster
TALK IN FRENCH
Ooh la la ... Eva Longoria
EVA LONGORIA swore she would learn the language of love to bring her closer to husband Tony Parker.
JADE: Ooh la la, this was hard. We translated some saucy phrases on the computer but ended up concentrating more on how to say them than the task at hand!
PADDY: Jade sounded so sexy but I couldn't remember what half the things she was saying meant.
Words do turn us on but I think we will stick to English in future.
VERDICT: Box office flop
DO A STRIPTEASE
Stripper ... Katherine
ACTRESS Katherine Heigl says of her love life with singer husband Josh Kelley: "I think our sex life is ten times better than it was.
You feel sheltered in the moment, whether you're being wild and crazy and you're doing your striptease or it's just more mellow."
JADE: I had to have a glass of wine before stripping. Then I relaxed into it, found a rhythm and away we went.
Paddy knew about the strip but stockings were a surprise.
PADDY: Jade looked so powerful and sexy. I thought all my Christmases had come at once.
One of my favourite tips of the week.
VERDICT: Blockbuster
OFFICE FANTASY
Office fun ... role play
ACTRESS Jada Pinkett Smith suggests women try lots of variety to keep the spark alive. She says: "Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom...
Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary."
JADE: The anticipation made us feel frisky. I wore a short skirt and a tight white blouse with sexy secretary glasses.
I'm sure I wouldn't employ me but it did the trick with Paddy.
PADDY: Knowing Jade and I were going to have sex was on my mind all day, especially when she sent a text saying what she would wear.
It wasn't just dictation Jade was taking down that night.
VERDICT: Blockbuster
The Final Verdict
JADE AND PADDY SAY: Holly Willoughby knows what she's talking about! Saucy suggestions with elements of dressing up turned us on best.
Otherwise, celebrity sex tips are pretty much like any other - hit and miss.
What works for one couple will do nothing for another.
Having said that, our sympathies still go out to Seal - at 6ft 4in we've no idea how he does the cupboard lovin'. ( thesun.co.uk )
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